Put It In The Hole!
40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?
Persia: I at not time played on the LPGA travel. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of non-professional golf. I’ve won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I not at all went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the YOU.S. Dilettante qualifier. I feel I am valuable enough to be a adept. I am a five-handicap.
40Something: Have you ever thought about teaching golf?
Persia: Yep. I give topless golf tips! And I am making a exposed golf movie scene. I am combining my two passions, golf and sex. I suppose it’ll make a gazillion dollars and it is something nobody else can actually do. ‘cuz even if they wanted to, here’s the problem: If somebody on the tour, like Cristie Kerr, indeed wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It’s such a conservative game and it would just destroy anybody. It is really unfair. For example, I’m plan to bonk Seth on the set today. He’s a Marine and this dude indeed craves to volunteer and go fly and now that this dude is done porn, they will not allow him to be a Marine. It is just so hypocritical!
This is the scene Persia was looking forward to. Yes, it is probably not correct that Seth cant fulfill his career ambitions. But at least he’s getting his penis sucked by a great lady!
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